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mascot hunt.
Posted on: May 6, 2013
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I’m all about pictures with statutes, monuments, and mascots. I don’t know why, I just am. I like to take pictures with anything that could be remotely described as iconic. And it seems as though I’m on something of a mascot hunt now. It wasn’t on purpose, but I’ve been lucky in April and I’m one Oriole bird away from being set for the summer.
When I went to buy a snack at a baseball game in early April, I ran smack dab into Natty Boh. What luck! I had to make a quick decision between keeping my place in line or hovering around him for a photo. I chose to hover. Got my picture gladly, posting it to Instagram almost immediately. (Side note: I’ve gotten better at Instagram. Have you noticed?!)
Then one week later, I was participating in the Red Shoe Shuffle for the Ronald McDonald House of Baltimore and all the mascots were present and accounted for. Now, I was rushing to the start line as the race was beginning so I didn’t have time to hunt for any mascots beforehand. I ran into the Oriole bird during the walk, but I wanted to finish and there were a bunch of kids around, so I kept it moving. I might want pictures with the mascots, but I Refuse to step over little children to do it. That’s not a good look. After the race was over, they were distributing awards when Poe started mingling amongst the crowd. SCORE! With football season over an done with, he would’ve been the hardest to catch before September.
That brings me to the end of April and the fashion event in Harbor East. I’d read on the website and filer that the Ravens’ kicker Justin Tucker would be there, but I figured he’d maybe do some signing or get up on stage, give a cheer, and be shuffled off by handlers. I was not correct. Much to my surprise, Mr. Tucker was a model in the fashion show. I was with my cousin from Georgia at this time and we saw him hanging out behind the runway after the show was over. I was determined we’d get pictures. He’s not a mascot, so it’s not as exciting, but my cousin’s husband somehow finagled his way into the Ravens’ Super Bowl party in NOLA. I figured it was her turn to get a Ravens photo, too. She decided she was too shy to say anything, but I paid her no mind and tapped his shouler after some other fans took pictures and asked if he would mind taking pictures with us. And he did. I inquired as to whether they received their rings yet (I’d read somewhere a month earlier that they were still in the works), to which he replied they had not, but would be receiving them in June. Blah, blah. Here’s the photo!
As soon as I find that damn Oriole, I’ll be good to go. Let me know if you see him, yeah?
conversations with: nephew #3.
Posted on: May 1, 2013
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On a recent trip to Magic Kingdom, I quizzed my third nephew on his reading skills. As we walked around the never-ending park, I would point at signs and maps asking him what they said. His reading has gotten better, so he correctly read just about everything. While we were waiting to take pictures with Mickey Mouse, he pointed out a sticker on his own and read it aloud.
Nephew #3: [points at sticker] Tokyo.
Me: Good job! Do you know what Tokyo is?
Nephew#3: [nods] He was a puppet, but he wanted to be real and when he told lies, his nose grew.
Me: [puzzled for 0.58 seconds] Oh. No, no, no, buddy. That’s Pinocchio. Tokyo is a city in Japan.
Nephew #3: [shrug] Ok.
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Surely you’ve all been reading long enough to know that television is quite possibly the love of my life. It does a lot for me. Makes me happy, sad, laugh, cry. And it makes me question things. Lately, I’ve been preoccupied with thoughts of the Vice President. Specifically, what in the world does the Vice President of America do?
Don’t laugh. I’m serious. What does the VP do? We know he gets to take over if something happens to the president, but besides that… what does he do?
Now, what television has taught me is that the President and Vice President have a contentious relationship that is nothing like President Obama and VP Biden portray to the public.* In fact, as far as television is concerned, the VP is nothing but a Mr. America pageant scholarship winner going about the country and world spreading goodwill and waving. I googled “what does the vice president of America do?” and you know what I got? Nothing. Nothing I couldn’t have learned from TV.
Here are the fun/interesting things that TV has taught me. Please see the following examples:
Scandal (ABC): The President on Scandal is Fitzgerald Grant and the Vice President is Sally Langston. They are hardly ever together, and when they are, the tension is so thick between them it’s ridiculous. They don’t seem to have the same agenda, and VP Langston hates that she pretty much has to do whatever Fitz tells her. He literally blackmails her at one point so that she’ll go along with what he wants. What in the hell is that?
Sally is seen doing: Pretty much nothing. The only time she’s seen on the show is when the president summons her and for the brief period when Fitz was incapacitated, she took over as president and started running things. Besides that, I guess she just trots around the country reluctantly spreading his message.
Veep (HBO): I don’t like this show, as it’s not nearly as funny as it thinks it is. But this one was the first show to knock me over the head with the President/VP relationship. Julia Louis-Dreyfus is VP Selina Meyer in this one. A running gag on the show is her constantly asking the staff if the president has called. As in, she never talks to him. I feel like I saw an episode where she tries to get in contact with him, but he never calls back. How is this possible?!
Selina is seen doing: Speeches. She goes out and gives speeches, usually places where the president can’t be bothered to go and she makes appearances in random places like an ice cream/yogurt shop. A dog and pony show, I tell you. The only time she was important was when they thought the president was sick and she gets moved to the Situation Room for a potential crisis.
The West Wing (NBC, 1999-2006): President Josiah (Jed) Bartlett is in charge here with VP John Hoynes as his number two. Everyone in the White House knows President Bartlett and the VP don’t get along. As with the previous examples, they’re hardly ever in the room together. For the most part, President Bartlett has someone on his staff call the VP when they need him to do something for them. They send him about the country, smiling and waving, and they ask him to vote their way in ties.
Hoynes is seen doing: Television spots, interviews, walking around, being rude to the president, writing a tell all.
Bob Russell is the second VP, after Hoynes resigns. The first thing he demands when being considered for the position is regular meetings with the president. He does not want to be like the previous VP who knew not nary a thing that was going on in the White House.
Russell is seen doing: Making jokes about himself and how dull he is, being dull, openly planning and plotting his campaign for president for when President Bartlett’s term is up. I mean, he has his staff leak information so he can “distance himself” from the Bartlett administration for his own run. WHAT?!?!
The moral of the story is this: According to television, the Vice President is nothing but a glorified understudy.
Do you know what the VP does? Can you tell me? Because the internet (and public schools and universities) has failed me.
* I like VP Joe B and in my mind him and President Obama are the bestest of friends. Like maybe they have poker nights together and their wives hang out and stuff. They seem like they have each other’s back. They always seem so cool with each other. What if that’s not true??? Oh, my heart would hurt.
Side note: In each of the television examples, the vice president was the president’s opponent in the primary election. That could be why their relationships are awful. Perhaps picking the person you demolished (as long as you in and get to be president while the other person does not, it counts as being demolished, even if it’s by 3 votes) in an election to run as your VP is not the best idea ever thought.
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